Visual-Ecstasy

Where have you traveled in the world?

Lioness — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 01:53:56 GMT

I'll go first... it's a short list.

Texas, New Mexico, Colorado, Kansas, Missouri, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas and I live in Oklahoma.

Never been out of the states either.

Menstrual Hut

Lioness — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:29:26 GMT

I can't believe I left my heating pad at home. I don't care if I got odd looks. Isn't better to work and bleed than to stay home huddled in a fetal position? Least this way, I'm getting paid to be a bitch.

Why won't these drugs freaking work?

Don't look at me like that. The men have their man laws. I can have my hormonal bitch thread, thankyouverymuch.

Ladies - I need your suggestions

mrklin — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:33:24 GMT

We're having a swinger's campout and party at a local lake in a couple of weeks, and we have about 30 couples attending so far. One of the things we have planned is a wet T-shirt contest for the ladies, with prizes for the top 3 finishers.

So far, 6 of the ladies attending have asked what kind of contest we're going to have for the men. Well, we're willing to give it a shot, and we're open to suggestions, but we haven't come up with any good ideas for a guy's contest. All Lin will tell me is that she wants to see as many naked male bodies as she can, but that's no real help.

Now I know we did the sexiest man legs thing here on VE, but this is a different kind of venue. So my question for you loverly VE ladies is this - What kind of contest would you ladies like to see a group of 30 semi-dressed men compete in for your viewing/hooting/hollering pleasure?

And sorry but oil/mud/Jello wrestling is out of the question - the heat and terrain of the campsite prohibits anything like that. Oil, mud, or Jello and desert sand just doesn't mix.

I really want to hear your ideas. If you were going to be there (and I'm not suggesting anything by that,) what kind of contest would you want to see? :macarena:

Happy Canada Day..

TrapperJohn — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:07:04 GMT

As I type this I see the fireworks from my window..

Happy Canada Day ....July 1st 1867..woohoo..:D

For you europeans...it's our day of independaence..

The History channel

TrapperJohn — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 05:33:31 GMT

I love it....what can I say I love history..

http://www.history.com/

So....do any of you euro peoples get to see this show??

I just watch an episode about William Wallace.....A true Scotsman....but he got fucked up in the end.....sad..

What say ye..

Apology to MasterSet.

TrapperJohn — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 01:57:40 GMT

Well I have been given some info about MastSet's Banhammer thread and it seems the joke is on me.:(

Had I been online during the day I would have known this..

Quote:

You missed it earlier, We all had name changes and Set's was changed to thomas, hence where this thread came from , it was a joke. No worries

But at the time I really thought MasterSet was being a jerk just like Thomas used to be and I'm sure all of you old time CJ'rs would agree that V-E doesn't need the Thomas kind of people here..

So to MasterSet......sorry dude,I made a mistake and like I said the joke was on me.:(

*wipes egg off face*

The Banhammer Awaits.

MasterSet — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 02:05:14 GMT

Post in this thread, and your gone.

No exceptions.

Skype Party Tonight!

Lioness — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 01:08:33 GMT

Be there or be a... LOSER!

liontini is the hostess name. Talking is the game.

You don't have to chat, you can listen, you can type... you can just be a voyeur if you like.

Download the program here: http://www.skype.com/download/skype/windows/

Grab your headset, your speakers, your mic or your keyboard. What ever your weapon we are prepared!

Starts in about half an hour folks!

Chime in anytime!

btw, you have to call the hostess to be included on the session!

When you die...

TrapperJohn — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:02:00 GMT

.....what do you think happens next....if there is a next..

I'm kinda thinking that you just go into a deep sleep and there is.........nothing.

thoughts??

Autodesk inventor 2008

Gac1 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:14:50 GMT

Hi all I am desperatly looking for a keygen for inventor 2008 professional or 2009 pro we have the full packages. I have found a full download of the full package that is supposedly cracked but i can't download it due to the size and net limitations. If anyone can help it wouldbe most appreciated.

Happiness is a warm gun .....

Slingblade — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:39:21 GMT

Police in the US state of Kentucky say a member of staff at a plant shot four people dead and injured two others before killing himself.
The shooting in Henderson city happened after the Atlantis Plastics employee argued with a supervisor, police said.
The two other people shot were flown to hospitals in Evansville, Indiana, where one of the survivors was in a critical condition, police told the BBC.
The employee used a handgun he got from home during his break, police said.
A police spokeswoman told the BBC News website the shooting happened at just after midnight on Wednesday at 1218 (0418GMT). It is not known if the supervisor with whom the employee had argued was among the victims.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7472963.stm

Nothing like the right to blow away your workmates is there?

Yeah ..... right. I wouldn't like to be the supervisor that tells him he has to be laid off. That must be worth, oh .. I don't know, eight people, ten people?

This is his right to defend himself? Yeah .... right.

The Daily Planet..

TrapperJohn — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:32:55 GMT

Folks....we here at the Daily Planet are in dire need of world wide reporters..so..

Come on people...what's in the news in your locale?

If need be...we can send in SuperMan...

Friday Fives on Tuesday...

Lioness — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:51:13 GMT

I won't be here Friday and I know you guys would miss these if I didn't post them so I must, out of loyalty and responsibility, continue on with the show despite my absence.

1. What is the earliest in a day that you have gotten drunk or started drinking alcohol? (Assuming you woke up sober.)

2. What type of gum do you chew?

3. Male or Female, what color lingerie is your favorite? (Yes, there is such a thing as male lingerie.)

4. Name one great philosopher... did you have to google?

5. Do you currently own a bathing suit?

Hey baby?

OS@M@ — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:18:47 GMT

My morning amusement

Lioness — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:06:48 GMT

Normally, I would be willing to just delete this crap when I get it and be done. This morning... well, this morning I decided to have some fun with it.

Quote:

Please, do accept my apologies if this mail does not meet your personal ethics.
Now i am undergoing medical treatment for cancer. I am Kate Solomon married to
Dr. Peter Solomon who worked with South Africa embassy in Malaysia for nine
years before he died in the year 2000.Before my Husband died, both of us make a
deposit of a total sum $7.6M in a Finance Company in Europe. Recently, my Doctor
told me that I have few months to live due to cancer problem. Having known my
condition I have decided to donate this fund to a honest Person. My Attorney
will issue you a Letter of Authority from Court naming you the original
Beneficiary of these funds. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I
stated herein. Hoping to hear from you.
In His Arms.
Mrs. Kate Solomon

This response brought to you fresh off the desk of Lioness:

Dear Kate,

How good to hear from you! I was wondering how old Peter was these days. It's a sad day that a fucker such as him has bit the dust. I sure enjoyed my time with him but apparently, I wasn't the only one. Your Peter was quite the womanizer. I will tell you though... he sure could fuck! My god the hours we spent going from room to room, hours on end. I even made a mold of his cock so I could keep it always. I could hook you up if you like. Oh but with you having cancer I bet fucking is the last thing on your mind. Sorry about that. That must just suck.

There's something more that I would like to tell you. God is a sadist and you, my little naive bitch, are his chose masochist. Why you? Well, you sent me this email you stupid cunt. As you read this little email, your 'attorney' is depleting your account of all those millions and he is depositing half of it in a swiss back account that you are not going to be able to track for me and well, he's in charge of the rest. I'm sure there are doctors fees and his fees that need taken care of. Plus, there's that gun he has to get to finish you off with.

Oh, yeah. You aren't dying from cancer! Do your happy dance now stupid. We concocted this plan and knew you would reach out to my obvious innocence and good hearted nature even though the chances of you sending it too me would be against all odds but we both know, God makes miracles happen each and every day. I knew it was my turn. The ass owes me.

Now go make your last meal for I know that once the doctor is paid off or taken care of. Your 'attorney' is coming by to finish off your ass and will make it look like you shot your doctor and your poor hopeless gullible self.

But don't forget to send me your social security number, address and a copy of your finger prints before you log off for the last time. I have other naive bastards to finish off who are just waiting to give me their millions as well.

Your God Fearing Friend.